Archive for November, 2008

COACH HANDBAGS 12930 OP ART INLAID

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The COACH OP ART INLAID LARGE LEATHER JULIANNE HANDBAG could probably safely signal planes in for a landing, that’s how frigging bright it is. It is safe to say, though, that its patented patent leather shininess is by far not the only issue I have with this abomination trying to pass itself off as a purse.

For one thing, in addition to searing your corneas, you could safely hide a body in this Coach handbags  12930.  This is huge!  It is HUGE.  It is positively ginormous and when combined with its distracting sheen, I personally think this purse becomes a serious safety hazard.  Say you’re walking down the street with this bag, right?  It could catch and reflect the sun at just the wrong time, and send a ray of light into a passing driver’s eyes.  Or, someone in a car could see you lugging this humongous eyesore down the street and get so caught up in gaping at it and wondering just what you’re carrying around in there that he or she crashes into a stop sign or something.

Hybrid silhouette offers satchel, shoulder and cross-body versatility with detachable strap ,New Madison Leather is a lightweight Italian leather with a subtle texture and polished finish ,Two inside zip pockets ,Cellphone/multifunction pockets ,Ring to clip an accessory or keyfob ,Zip-top closure ,Inlaid leather OP Art detail ,Fabric contrast lining ,33″ detachable strap ,16″ handles with 6 1/2″ drop ,14 (L) x 15 (H) x 4 3/4 (W) .

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COACH PINK SUEDE HAVERSACK HANDBAG 12797

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I am not a fan of pink. I do not like pink when it comes to sheets coach handbags, socks, pants, shirts, or underwear. That being said, I do happen to have one pink sweater, one pink pajama shirt, a set of pink sheets, a pair of pink plaid shoes, pink makeup, and I daresay I would be happy to add this pretty pink coach purse to my collection. See, I’m particular about my shades of pink. I either want it obnoxiously loud (sheets and shoes), or pretty and subtle (everything else). Clearly, the Coach bleecker street suede haversack bag fits into the latter category.

This Coach purse is absolutely darling, from its color to its design. I absolutely adore it. Honestly, that color is just … I don’t know, there’s something so sweet and soft about it that I could just die. For reasons I don’t quite understand, it makes me think of apple blossoms. More understandably, it evokes images of sunrises and sunsets, blushing cheeks on beautiful girls, and something profoundly pure and innocent.

Inside zip pocket ,Cellphone/multifunction pocket ,Turnlock closure ,Two exterior pockets with turnlock closure ,Two exterior pockets with kisslock closure ,Suede ,Fabric lining ,33” adjustable strap ,11” drop ,13 1/2 (L) x 7 1/2 (H) x 5 (W) .

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COACH 12707 LEGACY OVERSIZED CLUTCH BAG

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I don’t know how often you folks out there disagree with my opinions on some of the coach handbags I’ve reviewed, but I have a feeling that I’m about to give a thumbs up to a bag that most people find offensive to their eyesight. I can’t help myself though. I’m a sucker for silver, and the COACH 12707 LEGACY LEATHER OVERSIZED CLUTCH BAG is nothing if it’s not silver.

It’s one big hot mess of silver, in fact, and I think it is absolutely fabulous. It’s so loud, so bright, you could probably reflect a sunbeam and blind someone who’s a mile away from you. So it’s a potential lethal weapon too, how sweet is that?

Kidding, kidding – fashion is a passive industry, unless you’re on the runway … or trying to lay your hands on something that I want in the middle of a sensational there, then you better guard yourself.

But anyway, I do think this bag has other merits besides its fantastical, glimmering color. For instance, the buckle detailing on the front? That is sick gorgeous. I mean, those may be the most awesome buckles I have ever seen on a coach handbags, ever. The futuristic style of the bag is perfectly balanced out by the elegant ruching, which gives the purse a well needed touch of class and sophisticated style. I mean, that detailing is absolutely flawless.Inside zip pocket ,Cellphone/multifunction pockets ,Ring to clip an accessory or keyfob ,Outside open front pocket under turnlock closure ,Flap with turnlock closure ,Leather or metallic leather ,Legacy stripe fabric lining ,6 1/4″ detachable wrist strap ,12 1/2 (L) x 6 (H) x 2 (W) .

Finally, it’s no secret that metallic fabrics have been big over the last few years, and the trend will be continuing in the coming seasons. However, when you pair that metallic silver with the rich, luxurious, decadent coach leather for which coach  is so well known, then you have a stunning combination.

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